Scotland on the up

An intriguing piece on 'Reporting Scotland' on the Beeb the other night revealed that Scotland would apparently be less likely to suffer the effects of rising sea levels due to global warming than England. The piece claimed that Scotland's land mass was gradually rising, whilst England's was slowly falling.

So now we have it - the secret's out at last.... there's no need to campaign for an independent Scotland. Patience, everyone ... we just hang on until England sinks.